"Just water them a wee bit every day and remember to open the door if it's warm" he said. "How hard can that be", I thought. Pretty hard as it turns out. BECAUSE LOOK WHAT'S BLOODY HAPPENED!!!
I don't know if I've underwatered, overwatered, let them get too hot, or too cold, but they're not looking too clever at the moment, and I'm not anticipating that they'll make it much past the weekend. I'm sure they do it on purpose just to spite me.
I'll either have to come clean and admit I'm a complete failure in the horticulture department, or hide the evidence and go buy some more, hopefully the right size before he gets home. Sigh...
